There are three words in the English language that when put together create a feeling of euphoria only rivaled by that of a perfectly watered down glass of OJ:
Football is back.
And while we all enjoyed our Saturdays, the Minutemen football team started off the year with a STATEMENT win over the Duquesne (<–this took me 8 tries to type out- your welcome for my service) Dukes 63-15.
If you’re the Dukes why would you even bother showing up? This is the team of destiny! Already ranked #1 in the country according to a little show called College Gameday (ever heard of it?)
Gonna be a magical year for the Amherst boys, cant wait for another tune-up next week against the Boston Coege Eages (don’t worry they’ll get their L’s next week- haha good one Pat!)
1 down 11 to go.
CUE THE MUSIC!!!!